I Welcome You to my little Piece of Heaven: February 2008

Friday, February 29, 2008

PUT YOUR EYES ON!!!

LOOK AT THESE JOKES...the answer is funny..misunderstood words, sarcasm, ignorance, pun answers, ambiguous word order,...

1st MAN: I've just bought my wife a bottle of toilet water for £100. (eau de toilette)
2nd MAN: You could have had some from my loo for nothing.
TEACHER: What do you know about the Dead Sea?
PUPIL: Dead? I didn't even know it was ill.

TEACHER: What do you call the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
PUPIL: Juveniles
1st BOY: Do you always bath in dirty water?
2nd BOY: It was clean when I got in.

STRANGER: I'm looking for a man with a wooden leg called Johnson. (AMBIGUOUS WORD ORDER)
(NOTE: ...a man called Johnson with a wooden leg)
LOCAL: What's his other leg called?

DINER: Waiter! Will my hamburger be long? (TIME)
WAITER: No. It will be round and flat, sir. (SIZE)

1st FRIEND: I know a cafe where we can eat dirt cheap. (DIRT = VERY)
2nd FRIEND: But who wants to eat dirt? (DIRT = EARTH)

DINER: Waiter! What's wrong with this fish?
WAITER: Long time, no sea, sir.
(NOTE: Long time, no see = I haven't seen you for a long time.)

CORONER: And what were your wife's last words sir?
HUSBAND: I don't see how they can make a profit selling this chicken at 2p per pound.

NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
AIR HOSTESS: Only once, sir.

PASSENGER: Guard! How long will the next train be? (TIME)
GUARD: About six carriages, sir. (LENGTH)

massage massage massage~RELAX!!!!!!

greetings!

BEAUTY THERAPY!! LOVE to do the massage?

facial massage can smooth out wrinkles and cleanse the face and helps to calm headaches

honour your parents if you want to live longer

technique:

At the end of the massage, gently rest hands on partner's face and hold them there covering the eyes for a minute or so without exerting pressure.

as for abdomen massage...it can cure blemishes caused by adipose deposits and may help resolves intestinal problems such as constipation.BEAR that touching the abdomen is like INTRUDING upon someones PRIVACY

AVOID all kinds of percussion!don't put them to death!!haha XD

before I forget,massaging the breast is not advisable because this organ is a gland.:D

all right,at the beginning use light,superficial,widespread pressure...its better to massage gently & pleasantly & make sure not to trigger acutely painful reactions.As the treatment proceeds,the pressure can be increase.At last,reduce the pressure...massage tenderly~

thats all for now.tata!

Thursday, February 28, 2008

ahhh...you're watching DRAMA again arh??

I had watched<<野蠻奶奶大戰戈師奶>> for almost 1 week d.. make me laughing

I know I had addicted to it ...salute me!!!!!!!

about war in law realationship+fashion world+love ...waa I had noticed Ophelia always has different and cool clothings...

"O"= "O"phelia = "O"UTSTANDING and NOT "O"UT

CHOW LAI MUN Myolie's pony tail hair "P&C". Adorable^^ but she looks more mature when she joined Elva

Kyle's hair style is FUNNY+CUTE especially at the front part

AH Man + Kyle = sweet and lovey dovey couple

Vivien as Kyle's EX-girl friend sucks alot! great job to her acting like that.What a great talent!

Finally had finished watching it!

haha ;)

great drama series=great humour that I will watch again if there's 3rd vol. :)

I still remembered what Ophelia saying when she's complimenting Loretta's dress>>>"its SIN"=Sexy In Natural!!!!

LOL LOL LOL

many life philosophy that I had learned from hk drama!

ahh..there's one more thing!"You are the top of the world at this moment,but tomorrow you may be upside down!"

we always said "the future is in our hand" but from the quote at above tells us that we can't really predict the future...haha ONLY GOD KNOWS!!

What I think is...We must do our Best and lets God do the REST

by the way.The shinny golden shoes is really NICE!!LOVE it!

here's another part"yo yo yo..OPHELIA yum cha~~~~

Sunday, February 24, 2008

my granpa's ...

Last year, family and I visited granpa's orchard! This beautiful scene was taken when I going in his place.

I have edited the original picture. Let's see

Thursday, February 21, 2008

REMEMBRANCE OF ...

ahh...today I need to delete all my old photos from digi cam

so...I uploaded those photos for remembrance ^^"

all the photos down there were all about cookies and cakes!!!!

NAME:TIRAMISU
DATE OF BIRTH:070926
TEXTURE:SOFT==
COST:***

NAME:CHOCO. COOKIES
DATE OF BIRTH:080126
TEXTURE:ROUGH!
NAME:COCONUT FLAKE COOKIES
DATE OF BIRTH:071230
TEXTURE:CRUNCHY!!!
COST:***

NAME:CHOCOLATE BUTTER COOKIES
DATE OF BIRTH:080130
TEXTURE:CHOCO.& ICING TOPPING
COST:****

NAME:BUTTER COOKIES
DATE OF BIRTH:080130
TEXTURE:PLAIN PLAIN PLAIN... FLOWER SHAPE
COST:***

NAME:DONUTS
DATE OF BIRTH:071224
TEXTURE:UNDESCRIBABLE
COST:*****

NAME: SPONGE CAKE
DATE OF BIRTH:080126
TEXTURE: SMOOTH AND PLAIN
COST:***

NAME:CHECKERBOARD COOKIES
DATE OF BIRTH:08....
TEXTURE:CRISPY
COST:****

The Super cow!!!!

Meet the super cow!

BIG muscles are seen when they shaved the cow fur off

my bro asks me to watch this documentary

It was interesting!!!!

watch it!

I have searched another articles related to muscles

When I do aerobics and sit ups to lose weight because if I lift weights, I may build muscle and look like a man.

There is no way women can build big huge muscles unless you are on special supplementation and specially designed personal training system designed particularly for women to build big muscles. Some of those muscle bound women you have seen may even be taking steroids which are banned and obviously harmful. Never never touch steroids to build muscles.

why is it difficult for women to build muscles? Well, it is simply because females do not have enough of testosterone, a male hormone that encourage muscles to grow. In fact, girls have ten to thirty times less of this muscle building hormones, tetosterone, than their male counterparts. Make sense?

So will girls who lift weights in their workouts build more muscle tissue? Yes, of course, but it will not be those big huge muscles like those of bodybuilders. Your muscles will just tone your body shape resulting in a tight, firm, healthy, attractive and desirable body. The body shape that is ever so sexy and adorable. Don't you girls want a sexy and attractive body? Build some muscles to tone your body if you do.

Yes, you may have noticed an increase in weight when you step on a scale. This is not because you are putting on fat. This is because muscles weigh heavier than fat. Thus, as you increase your muscle tissue, your weight will increase but your body fat will be reduced giving you a well toned sexy body which most women can only dream of.

Muscle burn calories naturally even when you are sleeping. In fact, research has shown that for each kilo of muscle you build, you will burn many more calories per day. So if you were to gain some muscles, you will naturally be burning excess calories even when you are sleeping. Doesn't that sounds great?

Another reason that women should do weightlifting is the benefit it can have on your bones. Weight training is a powerful preventive action against osteoporosis, a disease caused by porous bone and low bone density.

Have you ever pointed to your tummy or your butt and sweetly proclaimed, "I want lose tummy weight here." Then you managed to convince yourself that sweating profusely is the answer to a slim and beautiful body. With that conviction you hit the gym day in and day out just to sweat off your tummy or butt fat !

So you peddle away on your stationary bike in the gym just like little hamsters or frantically stepping away on the step up stair climber machine and then you woefully do crunches after crunches in the hope of having a flat belly and a shapely butt not realising that there is no such thing as spot reduction.

You never even bother take a look at the weight lifting machines or the free weights lying everywhere in the gym not to say even touching those weights. Gosh.This terrible myth of building big muscles on women that is creating so much fear in women causing them never to train with weights at their detriment.

Girls! If you are listening, I want to say this loud and clear. There is no way women can build big huge muscles unless you are on special supplementation and specially designed persoanl training system designed particularly for women to build big muscles. Some of those muscle bound women you have seen may even be taking steroids which are banned and obviously harmful. Never never touch steroids to build msucles.

So then, why is it difficult for women to build muscles? Well, it is simply because females do not have enough of testosterone, a male hormone that encourage muscles to grow. In fact, girls have ten to thirty times less of this muscle building hormones, tetosterone, than their male counterparts. Make sense?

Women who accept the myth that they will build big muscles if they workout with weights will miss out on all of the benefits that weightlifting and bodybuilding can offer. This myth is so ingrained in women's psyche that even after explaining the facts to my women clients, they are still afraid to lift weights.

So will girls who lift weights in their workouts build more muscle tissue? Yes, of course, but it will not be those big huge muscles like those of bodybuilders. Your muscles will just tone your body shape resulting in a tight, firm, healthy, attractive and desirable body. The body shape that is ever so sexy and adorable. Don't you girls want a sexy and attractive body? Build some muscles to tone your body if you do.

Yes, you may have noticed an increase in weight when you step on a scale. This is not because you are putting on fat. This is because muscles weigh heavier than fat. Thus, as you increase your muscle tissue, your weight will increase but your body fat will be reduced giving you a well toned sexy body which most women can only dream of.

Muscle burn calories naturally even when you are sleeping. In fact, research has shown that for each kilo of muscle you build, you will burn many more calories per day. So if you were to gain some muscles, you will naturally be burning excess calories even when you are sleeping. Doesn't that sounds great?

Another reason that women should do weightlifting is the benefit it can have on your bones. Weight training is a powerful preventive action against osteoporosis, a disease caused by porous bone and low bone density.

Women have a much higher risk than men to suffer from osteoporosis. In fact, most women will suffer from this disease as they age. Those women plagued with osteoporosis will have an increased susceptibility to fractures. These fractures can even be fatal. So, women should exercise with weight to strengthen and increase bone density.

Research has shown that 24 weeks of weightlifting may increase bone mineral density by as much as 15 percent. As you increase your muscle tissue, your bones must adapt to accommodate this increase in your muscle mass. So your bones respond by increasing in density. The result? You will own a stronger skeletal structure and a reduced risk for osteoporosis.

So girls, don't completely swear off weightlifting fearing that training with weights will build big muscles and turn you into an Incredible Hulk! You won't and you can't. Period. OK girls, the weights are over there. Let's lift them now! Have the last laugh when your girl friends tell you that they don't want to lift weights and yet watching you transform your body that will make heads turn when you are in your bikini.

Super cow!!!!

Meet the super cow!

BIG muscles are seen when they shaved the cow fur off

my bro asks me to watch this documentary

It was interesting!!!!

watch it!